Saturday, June 21, 2008

Which way do you want it?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/20/rude.awakening.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview


People complain that police don't do enough, but when they do, they say they are violated and it was an intrusion? Invasion of privacy? Sheesh. I would say gee thanks for caring and noticing!

Friday, June 13, 2008

I'm sorry, wrong change again

Simply put, at lunch the bill was $8.60. I gave the girl $20.60 SPECIFICALLY telling her that there were coins on top of the bill. I waited and waited for the change, finally went up to the cash register and said I am waiting for my change. She said oh yes hold on. Okay.... She handed me $11.40. I said this is not the right amount. She said yes it is you gave me $20. NO, I gave you $20.60. The change should be $12. (Don't question me!) She looked confused for a sec then said oh okay and gave me $12 in dollar bills.

Like we said in high school, no words.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Oops again

Another 3 weeks has gone by-sorry my loyal fans!

So why is it that I, and/or anyone else I happen to be physically present with, attract weirdos? Note the following weekend incidents:

1. At the Dollar Tree Friday, a girl asked me and my friends if we knew any fun places to go to in town (obviously we do). Then she asked if we had a razor. Yup, it's in my back pocket, let me get it. (Not really) She had no shoes and was pretty dirty with red marks all over her legs. I felt bad for her... I wanted to know more of her story. Still weird though. Might have been a prostitute...

2. At CVS an older lady said I looked as white as a sheet (REALLY? NOT) and that I need to know Jesus Christ. Then she hit my arm and told me to look at her purse. I didn't do that and finished paying.

3. While out last night, an older guy freaked out me and my friend. He was looking at his beer bottle like it had 5 heads and sat in the chair next to us for 20 seconds, looked at my friend like he wanted to do something bad to her, I was feeling very nervous, people put down empty beer bottles on our table and he grabbed them and looked at them like he had 5 heads, then walked away and stood in the middle of the dance floor. I was about to tell the bouncer about him when I lost track of where he went. Probably was high.

4. While getting a cab home, some guy followed us into the cab and asked where we were going. HOME IDIOT. He said where and we said nothing specific and I said "um I DON'T KNOW YOU" and he said "oh that's okay, I'll just share your cab". I said "UM NO" and he said "oh okay I just need to get the hell out of here" and he left.

Is this place full of whackos or what?!

-On another note, I am adding "The Kite Runner" to my list of favorite movies. Top 10 possibly. Plus the soundtrack. I was a crying mess while watching it. Incredible story about Afghanistan before and after the Soviet invasion and the Taliban... tracing the lives of best friends from childhood to adulthood.